BIFF, later sometimes B1FF, was a pseudonym on, and the prototypical newbie of, Usenet. BIFF was created as and taken up as a satire of a partly amusing, partly annoying, mostly unwelcome intrusion into a then fairly rarefied community.
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BIFF was originally created by Joe Talmadge, also the author of the "Flamer's Bible" (1987), but after two postings as that character he abandoned it. It was Richard Sexton who posted BIFFisms much more widely, and was credited by Talmadge as popularising BIFF.
Richard Sexton: I make no claim to inventing BIFF. Blame Joe Talmadge. Joe wasn't too busy one year at HP and invented a whole cast of characters such as SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR MAN, Bobby Joe (Dedicated Wobegon listener), Joe Supportive (soc.singles reader for 1.5 years) and of course the big bad BIFFSTER. ... Joe Talmadge: Oh. Hey. Don't blame me. It's Webber's fault. Anyway, I may have invented BIFF, but Richard made him famous. Richard is the Roy Crock[1] of BIFF; meanwhile, I fade quietly into obscurity.[2]
Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the net at large.
Richard Sexton: I posted a few BIFF articles from my account at gryphon, but now there are about 20 people, well connected, posting BIFF forgeries. You probably don't want to hear that the people doing them had to find something to occupy themselves after they dissolved the backbone cabal.[3]
BIFF served as a satire of an exceptional behaviour in a fairly homogeneous environment.[4]
The explosive growth of the web led to the rapid decline of BIFF, as Biffisms became no longer exceptional and the internet rapidly became a much larger much more heterogeneous environment, leading both to newcomers not being aware of BIFF's existence and to BIFF becoming less contrasting as an exception in the increasingly "noisy" internet.
In the sense of caricaturing the prototypical pre-adolescent or over-self-confident noob on the net, BIFF's legacy lives on, in practice if not in name.
Beyond apparently inspiring the naming and style of the precursor to leet,[5] BIFFisms continue to be seen today in many internet forums and comment threads, both in direct posts and in deliberate ironic imitation. Every internet user who has used leetspeek ironically ("the ph34r!") or mocked pre-teen gamers or IRCers ("OMG WTF!!!1eleven11 kthxbye") is essentially using a modernised BIFF. BIFF, like Eliza Doolittle, appears to be a specifically created yet immediately classic shibboleth of some fundamental human behaviour, on the part of both the parodied and the parodying.
This was posted on the Usenet Oracle mailing list digest 775-06:[6]
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Oh great oracle,
>
> what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
> the end of his questions?
> --
> --
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN? SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
}
} LATER MAN.
}
} BIFF.
}
} --
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB III FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBBB III FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF FFF
} BIFF@BIT.NET BBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF FFF BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
} BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
} B1FF@AOL.COM B1FF@DELPHI.COM B1FF@PRODIGY.COM B1FF@COMU$ERVE.COM
} B1FF@NETCOM.COM B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM B1FF@MCS.COM
} B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
} B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
} BIFF@MSN.COM
}
} MY SIG /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ WAITING
} CAN BEAT !@@@@@@NUKULAR@@@@@@@@! 4
} UP YOUR ------------------------- ARMAGEDIN
} SIG !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@! IT"LL B
} !!! \--------! !--------/ AWESOME!!!!
} ! !
} --------- THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
} /\\\ ! ! HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
} ||| / \
} /-\
} /----/-\------------------------------------------------------------\
} | BIFF|@|AOL.DELPHI.PRODIGY.COMPU$ERVE.NETCOM.WORLD.MSN.B1FF.EDU DUDE!>
} \----\-/------------------------------------------------------------/
} \-/
} |-| BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
} \/// HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
}
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} B1FF@AOL.COM B1FF@DELPHI.COM B1FF@PRODIGY.COM B1FF@COMU$ERVE.COM
} B1FF@NETCOM.COM B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM B1FF@MCS.COM
} B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
} B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
} BIFF@MSN.COM
}
} K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
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} FEETUR1NG THE GRATE B1FF1NSK1 AS C4PTA1N B1FF!!!!!!
}
} B1FF 4RUOND TH4 W3RLD!!!!!
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} P3RTH--> / \<--SIND3Y
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} v<---B1FFSM4NIA!!!!!!!
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} THE RO4D T0 B1FFN3SS!!!! / | \ | R00T |
} / | \ | 666 | +---------+
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} / | \ V | R00LZ!! |
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